Nyeheheh.

Whee. Just a quickie. Some Mensa questions XDDDD And a feghoot.

A feghoot is a question which has an answer tweaked from a popular saying/whatever. XD Like this one:

3 squires went for animal rides. The first rode a giraffe, the second rode a...deer? ^^;; And the third was so heavy (precisely the weight of the other two squires added together) that he had to ride a hippopotamus.

The answer?

"The squire on the hippopotamus is equal to the sum of the squires on the other two rides."
(Actually "The square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides.")
GROAN.

And some kickself questions too. Come to think of it, I don't remember any...but maybe I can give you some odd questions. XDD

A carrot, pieces of coal, buttons, and a scarf were found on the ground. Assuming no one left them where they were, how did they get there in the first place?

Ans: Snowman.

What does almost everyone have an over-average number of?

Ans: Fingers/Arms/Legs/Toes/Feet/Hands/Eyes/Teeth/etc. Go figure out why. -average.-

I don't remember any more at the moment...but I'll be back! XDDDDD Go figure.